StopUnumNow (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

LOL:) Many thanks for posting

spieloneil (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

"Set phasers tae malky"

Arsnof (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

The only thing this is missing is an American engineer operating the teleporters.

SimonCCowell (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

It's actually it's North East Coast Scottish which is a Scottish language of its own which is the whole point of the sketch. It's Scots taking the piss out of Scots, no harm really. I don;t see any need for the aggression in some of these comments.... FOR FUCK SAKE, KEN!

jobe5514 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Fuck off comes to mind.

marklosextremus (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

go die

jobe5514 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

S'all pretty simple really. Ah'm nae frae Scotland maself but it'd be guid fae somebody frae tae translate whit thay are sayin', ye ken?

Mazanostra (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Plz do! If im not mistaken they speak in Doric dialect (thats what i was told it was called when i was living in Aberdeen) and the only words i know from it are "ken, fit, lik, nae, abide", so i'd say my vocabulary is pretty limited! :P

hoadmaback (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

What do you mean like? Do you not know what we are talking about? I can translate the video if you like also.

Mazanostra (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Actually i did send it to a friend who is from NY and he couldnt understand a thing!!! GO figure! :P