Another Lot by Spike Milligan

A little known "song" by the greatest man ever to grace the world of comedy, Spike Milligan. And although neither this video nor Spike will get any better, Spike remains hilarious. "Lyrics" (and I'm pretty sure Spike just spoke gibberish at points, he loved nonsense) Sold to mrs elanor clot for 2 guineas. Lot number 4 (coughing) One mahogany bedside cabinet with flowered porcelain nature receptical. One folk loom twill and lish antimacasar. One heplawite telescope tripod with a tarnished brass securing screw. One imitable martian marhalam. One imitation marble washstand with purification dish and fish attachment. One anti-burglar self-preservator hand bludgeoned, sand filled and hand sewn brown leather. Two cleverly inquandric hand operated brown oak candle holders with additional string. One stuffed Galapogas giant turtle on wheels with clockwork revolving eyes. Two bottles of imitation wax fruit, one banana ruefully chipped, once the property of the late Lord Frederick Crapton-Lee of Monmarth. One brown... (coughing) With extra string. One brown leather and macket fireside chair. One engraved carpet-filled arctic tea cosy with additional string and computer. One brass iron-bound bedstead with springhead manipulator and foot operated mallet. A similar lot. 7 and a half pairs of brown damaged curtains with foam rubber lining well known in Belgravia. One cut-glass delf claret decanter with extra string. One brass and metal 3 foot 6 bedstead with haircord anti-tic mattress and sundry attachments. A similar lot. Another lot. One collection of high altitude eagle studies. Two volumes on how to ween vultures. One volume on how to leave vultures alone. A collection of unknotted string in hand twined balls and vice versa which ever be greater to the power of ten. 14 man mounted ivory monkeys cut from single raw tard elephant tusk and signed Jim Yakamoto of Leeds. One kiln-fired clay hairy alsation answering to the name of Tom Dick or Harry and in that order. One sheridan stirrup cup in squatted brond and kneed lux the property of the corn hunt and a similar lot. One box of brown haircord buttons each containing two or four perferations. A similar lot. One early X-ray photo of Florence Nightingale's teeth facing east. Extra string in abundance. One child's hangman's kit once used. Two heavy brown boxes on brass stilts. One polished monogrammed brass bound box containing three pairs of domestic knee protectors. One throat mallet. One small brown pot containing another small brown pot. One iron-bound uncle frightener in three foot lengths. One auntie disintegrator in matted haircord. One pair of anonymous fruitbowls with appliances....

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: p0rtaccio

Length: 04:32
Rating: 5.00
Views: 2109

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